Humour: Employee Evaluations...

In South Africa you can pretty much buy anything you like while waiting at robots (traffic lights). In Cape Town, one of the things you can buy is a double sided A4 page with jokes on it. The page I bought today contains the following probably familiar but evergreen insert...

1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this employee to breed.
3. This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
   definite won't be.
4. Works well, when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
   in a trap
5. When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.
6. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
7. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
8. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
   them
9. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
10. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

Later...

Michael